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The Ultra-Premium Domain Appraisal Tool Has Retired

After a long and distinguished career, the Ultra-Premium Domain Appraisal Tool has officially retired.

Its accomplishments include:

  • 12,000+ domain appraisals in a single day
  • 10,000+ curious visitors
  • A 100% success rate at generating heated domain debates
  • Several accusations that the algorithm was biased
  • Correctly identifying exactly two types of domain names:
    • ULTRA-PREMIUM
    • NOT ULTRA-PREMIUM

The tool may be gone, but its legacy lives on in screenshots, quote tweets, and bruised egos across the domain industry.

Thank you for making our April Fools' Day unforgettable.

And remember:

A domain is worth what a buyer is willing to pay.

Buyers. Ridiculously satisfied.

From payment to completed transfer took less than four hours, same day.
Vinícius SantosVinícius SantosFounder, AgendaHub
The process was straightforward and secure, and the transfer was handled very smoothly.
Sergio EscotéSergio EscotéFounder, AIBuilt
A name is everything for a business.
Dean HobdenDean HobdenFounder, Supplierly
Efty made it all simple and intuitive and kept us updated at every step.
Sean MillerSean MillerFounder, Soundza.com